Episode 1 x 17 "Gordie Sammis, Porn Director"

Airdate: 5/4/07

With Ian in Texas (he eventually joins the show for a segment, by phone, from the "can"), John and Has are dispatched to the bars; again armed with pickup lines to try out on unsuspecting "victims". Adam and John compete to see who can seduce a random girl through Facebook (without appearing incredibly sketchy), Emily Brooks returns by phone, and the guys attempt round 2 of prank calls...this time, Gordie poses as a porn director trying to book a local hotel room to film a scene; and Adam and Gordie call late-night delivery restaurants looking for salt (and, later, pepper).

Episode 1 x 18 "Neighbor Sex"

Airdate: 5/5/07

Gordie re-lives a moment from the previous night, when he and his roommate Moose stumbled upon their next-door neighbors "going at it" on the back porch. Also, the guys give away tickets to a Rod Stewart concert (and several others, including a few bands they've never heard of), and with Ian still in Texas, everyone tells their best (or worst) Ian-Yates Cunningham story.

Episode 1 x 19 "Karaoke James"

Airdate: 5/11/07

Mullet-headed karaoke icon James joins Adam, Nick, Gordie, and guest-host Helen Horal, for a lesson in proper karaoke technique---followed by an in-studio performance. Pro-basketball player Ian Johnson also stops by in studio, then has his own karaoke technique analyzed (and, pretty much savaged) by James. Johnson later tells stories about his stint playing ball professionally in the Czech Republic, and John Milko stops by again with more YouTube clips.

Episode 1 x 20 "The Blackout Project"

Airdate: 5/12/07

With Ian and Gordie both out of town, Helen Horal again guest-hosts...Rock/hip-hop group The Blackout Project stops by for an incredible in-studio performance (incredible both musically, and simply because they were able to fit six people with massive instruments into our little studio)...also, the hosts try to break in another bar correspondent (Teeny P, in Washington DC) with borderline-disastrous results, and Adam, Nick, and Helen take turns telling their wildest late-night stories.