It's (everybody's favorite sex symbol/cameraman) Bruno's birthday, and everyone is in a celebratory mood. Robert Coombs comes back in (just to "be that old guy who stops by, says something crazy, then leaves") and leads everyone in a rousing sing-along of the dirtiest children's song ever, Billy Boy...Also, John and Hasan head back to the corner and meet a girl from "Beaverdam, Bitch." Coombs nearly gets everyone fired (and arrested) when he jumps in to one of the interviews.